What would the Brothers Grimm make of Once Upon a Time (Thursdays, 8.30pm), TV2's new fairy tale series?
"I'm sorry. She's gone," one of the seven dwarves intoned as Prince Charming rode in on horseback to save a Grey's Anatomy patient. Oops, I mean Snow White. He kissed her back to life, a magical moment, followed by star Ginnifer Goodwin's mumbling. "Truthfully?" she said, like a Valley girl waking from a drug-induced coma. Then something about a coffin. I've never really been much of a GG fan. She seems to be stuck on a loop of damsel-in-distress roles like in He's Just Not That Into You.
When she said "I do", she shook her head, as if she was really thinking, "Why did I have to get such a sap for a husband? Maybe I should booty-call Sleeping Beauty's man after the wedding."
Thankfully, the next part, set in the present day, redeemed the strangely casual tone of the fairy tales. Even Goodwin, as a school teacher, improved. A precocious young boy came to visit Emma (Jennifer Morrison), telling her she was his son. He took her back to Storybrooke, Maine (get it?) - where the world's classic fairy tale characters supposedly hang out - and where she'll probably get the news she's descended from some of them. Rumpelstiltskin (Robert Carlyle) is Mr Gold, who owns the town. The evil Queen is the boy's (probably evil) mother.
I like the concept. Classic characters transplanted to the modern day, stripped of their happy endings because they live in the real world. Hollywood has successfully modernised Shakespeare; why not the stories we all grow up with?