KEY POINTS:
7.30PM, TV3
DOWNSIZE ME!
Weighing in at more than 100kg, 16-year-old Caitlin has realised she won't be the belle of the ball unless she takes action now. Living with big sister Sian, who also tips the scales at over 100kg, the girls need to clean up their junk-laden diets and get off the couch.
8.30PM, TV ONE
THE UK APPRENTICE
The teams go back to grass roots business and head to the countryside to find an agricultural product that they can flog at the City Farmers' Market. The challenge becomes an all-out food fight when both teams opt for edible wares.
8.30PM, PRIME
THE KYLIE SHOW
Australian superstar Kylie Minogue is honoured in this one-hour TV special, which looks back over her 20-year career and celebrates the release of her tenth studio album. Featuring special appearances by her sister Dannii and former Neighbours' star Jason Donovan.
MOVIES
7.30PM, TV2
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Herald Rating: * * * *
This is when things really start firing up for the wizard-child. The second film in the Harry Potter franchise is darker and more quick-fire, as Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and friends return for a second year at Hogwarts, ignoring the warnings of great peril from Dobby the house elf, who looks suspiciously like Russian President Vladimir Putin, Time magazine's Person of the Year for 2007. (2002)
8.30PM, TV3
KENNY
Herald Rating: * * * *
Understated Australian comedy about Kenny Smyth (Shane Jacobsen), a maintenance worker who demonstrates complete devotion to his fragmented family and his job with the "Splashdown" portaloo service crew. Starts out funny and turns utterly charming when Kenny is offered a chance to attend the International Pumper and Cleaner Expo in Nashville, Tennessee. (2006)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES
A LITTLE THING CALLED MURDER
Herald Rating: * * * *
Judy Davis and Jonathan Jackson star in a zany TV movie about a mother and son's life of crime. It's based on the true story of cold-blooded sociopaths Sante and Kenny Kimes: con artists, fraudsters and murderers who are now in prison serving life sentences. (2006)
SPORT
8.55AM, SKY SPORT 2 LIVE
ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE: CHELSEA V TOTTENHAM
Chelsea are drifting off the pace in the championship race, and a resurgent Spurs would love to upset them.