Oisin Tymon had gone to A&E with a split lip following his altercation with Clarkson over the lack of hot food in a hotel.
Both May and Hammond have hinted that they will not be continuing Top Gear with a "surrogate Jeremy", leaving the future of the hit motoring series in doubt.
"Everything in the future shattered like the mishandled Christmas bauble that the future turns out to be," May continued.
"It had all gone. All, that is, except the order for a 458 Speciale lodged in Ferrari's factory system, with only the final details to be confirmed. Oh c**k, as I used to say when I was on telly."
May, Clarkson and Hammond were spotted at the pub with Top Gear's former executive producer Andy Wilman last week but May insists that nothing has been settled upon yet.
"The three of us may be reunited on screen, we may go our separate ways, or we may disappear from the television altogether and each assume a place, alone, in the corner of a pub where any unsuspecting passing drinker who strays into an exclusion zone studiously avoided by the locals will be subjected to a predictable, "I used to be on TV' routine," he said, tongue-in-cheek tone evidently still intact.
- Independent