* This story contains spoilers.
Cameron McMillan (a Thrones trainspotter who can always be relied upon for up-to-date statistics and random factoids):
Last week's episode had the shock factor of killing off King Joffrey. Hard to top that right? How about a brother raping his sister in front of their dead son's body? Or a boy witnessing an arrow fired through his father's head before being told his parents will be eaten? Or the Hound beating up a man for his last piece of silver after being given a meal (five star rabbit stew!!) and accommodation. Viewers should have learned when Ned Stark's head was chopped off in season one that anything can and will happen. It does take away the shockability of the show so I take pleasure in the smaller shocks.
What upset me most in episode three was that Podrick could smuggle jailed Tyrion some duck sausage, candles, a quill and parchment but couldn't get him some Dornish Syrah. What's he going to wash that sausage down with? Head down to Steel Street and get your lord a hip flask Pod. "There has never been a more loyal squire," Tyrion told him as they said their goodbyes. Sure but greatest squire of all time? Littlefinger, a former squire to Hoster Tully and mastermind of Joffrey's death surely still holds the title. Not only did he just dethrone the king but it looks like he's gladly taking over Joff's reign as the bad guy. With a shocking new bad guy voice to boot.
Robert Smith (has read every book, watched every episode, owns several T-shirts, and possibly has a George RR Martin shrine in his bedroom):
After taking its time with last week's magnificent act of regicide, this week's episode of Game of Thrones was more scattered, as it bounced around the various plotlines across Westeros. It's all grim up on the wall, with Jon Snow instantly realising the men of the Knight's Watch need to kill their brothers to save their own skins, while the wildlings bring death and cannibalism to local smallfolk. Further south, Arya is learning more lessons about how harsh the world is, courtesy of the ever-charming Hound, while Kings Landing is the usual hotbed of orgies and politics, with the Lannister twins managing to make their incestuous love even more disturbing. And across the Narrow Sea, Danerys and her crew are happy to share the benefits of freedom, even if they have to spill a lot of blood to do so. But even with all these plots cranking along, the real pleasures of this show are often in the quietest moments, and it was pleasantly moving to see Tyrion give his squire the farewell he never could in the books. There are still moments of decency and kindness in all the muck and gore, and young Podrick Payne hearing that he is the finest squire a lord could ask for was one of them.
Bridget Jones (a latecomer, but only because she is incredibly impatient and prefers binge-watching. She'll look at spoilers, but will always deny it):
So let's talk about that rape scene for a minute. Without a doubt, the most disturbing moment in this episode was Jaime, the guy we were all starting to like, forcing himself on Cersi; his sister/lover/mother of his kids right next to the corpse of Joffrey, one of those children. Jaime has gone from number one, child-maiming villain, to actually-maimed good guy, right back down to scum again, and the question is, why? I dislike Cersi as much as the next person, but watching her grieve over Joffrey, and then have Jaime do something so horrific was painful to watch. And sadly, you get the feeling this was an all too common example of rape as a plot device? I haven't read the books, but from all I've seen in the wake of this episode, what happens on paper is not what happened on screen. So, directors of a show that revels in its reputation of surprise and gore and violence - did Jaime rape his sister because it was critical to the story? Maybe it an easy shock point? Or was it because you needed an "easy" way to end that part of their relationship and this was all you could think of? Surely there was a better way of achieving the end result without using rape as a tool? Remember when Jaime did become a "good guy" - oh wait, that was the time he sacrificed himself as Brienne of Tarth was about to be sexually assaulted by Bolton's men...