If there's an award category for "most excruciatingly awkward live TV cross", this BBC entertainment reporter just won it.
Colin Paterson had just one job: deliver a live cross to BBC Breakfast the morning after the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) awards.
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The cross became something of a full-body experience, complete with awkward body language, weird gestures, and, punctuated by strange pauses and intonations.
It begins with Paterson contorting his face, stumbling over the word "trophy" as he performs a weird crossed hand gesture.