An actor plays an actor telling us a story in the third person about himself in this slight but amusing hour that zig-zags between "fact" and fiction until the audience is clearer than the characters about which is which.
Adding another layer to the reality labyrinth, the actor, Stephen Papps, also wrote this "solo show with two people".
He plays the self-deluding Jack, whose relationship with the truth is as loose as his relationship with his love, Rose (the couple share their names with Titanic's ill-fated lovers).
Lanky and balding, Jack waxes humorously poetic at first: "Like a swimming pool, their love deepens the further in they wade until they are in over their heads."
Rose has red hair like a "small to medium bushfire".