If you were performing at The Civic, I imagine you'd want to take careful note of directions between the dressing room and the stage and get a clear map to the exits, so you could leave without having to spend the night wandering a supposedly haunted theatre.
The building is a sizeable one but looking around the glorious 2378-seat theatre gives no realistic idea of the twists and turns, nooks and crannies behind the scenes.
Grand Opening, part of Auckland Live's Summer in the Square entertainment series, showed just how complicated Auckland's grandest building is, while sharing some of its history.
The theatrical journey through The Civic came courtesy of Wellington independent theatre company Barbarian Productions, led by award-winning theatre maker Jo Randerson and Thomas LaHood.
Why let a Wellington company loose in an Auckland landmark? Because Barbarian Productions has form in staging behind-the-scenes performances in an old theatre, notably Wellington's Opera House.