They're terribly twee and white-bread but I do like visiting Auckland's seaside villages. I bike to St Heliers to pop into its Home Cookery and library. Ferrying to Devonport inspires not so much popping as lingering over op shops, Corelli's cakes and, of course, books at Te Pataka Korero o Te Hau Kapua, aka one of the world's five best new public libraries in 2015, according to the Danish.
Meanwhile, St Heliers' Remuera-by-Sea vibe is fortified by its mini-me version of Remuera's 1920s red-brick library and its hosting of a dementia information session (2pm, September 18).
Yet from the outside (and this is mostly a point about the high standard of our public conveniences) St Heliers' library looks like a toilet. One of those ones of a certain age, disguised as something grand.
Inside, well, I've seen better toilets. I made myself stay longer than my habitual 10-minute book-swap to work out what the problem is. Given the staff seem nice and the decor's okay, I think the hostility is due to the lighting. The fluorescence is both gloomy and garish, ensuring an atmosphere of 4pm on a rainy Sunday when you're suffering family roast lunch indigestion and apprehension about work on Monday.
Still, the three tiers of Matchbox toys, courtesy of someone called Richard, are impressive (a 1950s Matchbox Milkmaid!), the book bingo is a great idea and the children's rocking lion is a magnificent beast.