Atencao! If you're visiting Massey library - in the far-west Auckland suburb, not the university - Google maps suggests you take a bus from the central city via the North Shore.
Or if you're in your car, Google will deposit you in the wrong library driveway, then giggle as you back blindly on to a main road.
That road is called "Don Buck": not "Don" for "Donald" but "Don" as in "Don Quixote". One of the West's eccentric, hard-man legends, the Don was Portuguese and kept his moustache wax-tipped (Poirot would approve). Ruffians and vagabonds dug kauri gum on his hill: for some, it was a way to avoid jail.
Around the block you'll find the carpark off Westgate Drive, helped by three pioneering-folksy "Massey leisure centre and library" signs, cursively wrangled in metal by Aotearoa's premier corrugated iron artiste, Jeff Thomson.
Once inside, you'll find a 1965 poem by Marianne Simpkins about a 1912 drunken, murderous brawl at Don Buck's camp: "But the Judge didn't close the camp down/The jail was too small to hold them all/ Far better they stay out of town."