It's 2017. You're in the car, listening to the radio. The opening notes of My Heart Will Go On start to play. You:
(a) Scramble to change the station, turn down the volume or throw yourself out of the vehicle, because you would rather be a passenger on a doomed cruise ship than hear that gentle flute again;
(b) Crank up the volume and grab a fake microphone, because it's your time to shine: "Near ... far ... whereEVER you are ... I believe that the heart does go on ..."
Even though some people (ahem) will happily admit to the second choice, it's understandable that others can't bear to hear the Celine Dion hit even one more time. The ubiquitous power ballad, better known as the Titanic theme song, has become a pop culture punchline since the record-shattering film's release 20 years ago. With all the mockery (even Kate Winslet has said hearing it makes her feel like throwing up), it's easy to overlook the track's unbelievably massive success.
First, the numbers: The single sold 1.7 million copies on its own and propelled Dion's Let's Talk About Love and the Titanic: Music From the Motion Picture soundtrack to each sell tens of millions of albums worldwide. The ballad, written by Will Jennings and James Horner, also won record of the year and song of the year at the 1999 Grammy Awards, and best original song at the Oscars.