Despite the popularity of doing so, there’s a certain madness in being a collector. I should know. My garage is a pharaoh’s tomb of former obsessions.
But even with my cluttered garage and relatively open mind, I struggled to understand the collectors in the new Netflix documentary The Pez Outlaw because the thing that they prize and collect is Pez Dispensers. Their houses are dedicated shrines to Pez Dispensers, with every room and free bit of space given over to displaying thousands and thousands of those kid-sized plastic cylinders with bulbous cartoon heads that flip open to dispense a small rectangular candy, called a Pez.
Pez and their assorted dispensers which usually feature licensed characters like, say, Pokemon or Disney, are incredibly popular in the US and Europe. While they are available in good old Aotearoa, they haven’t made too much of an impact. Probably because the actual Pez candy is quite dusty-tasting and not very satisfying. I’ve tried to see the appeal of collecting these things and I just can’t. All collections seem a bit weird to outsiders but, usually, I can see or grasp why people are into collecting whatever it is. But with Pez Dispensers, I just can’t.
Not that my ignorance affected my enjoyment of The Pez Outlaw at all. This is a feature-length documentary about a chap named Steve Glew, the self-proclaimed Pez Outlaw, who became something of a legend in the befuddlingly large Pez Dispenser collecting community. Glew is an eccentric fellow, with a long Santa Claus beard, a bucket hat and an embraced dishevelledness. During the 90s, Pez America considered him Public Enemy no 1.
His story is, frankly, unbelievable. Technically, The Pez Outlaw is a true crime documentary but Glew’s crime was hardly worthy of a whole documentary. And if Pez America had just let him be I doubt this doco would ever have been made. But they didn’t. Oh, boy, did they not.