Shorty St stars Kerry-Lee Dewing and Grace Palmer. Photo / Instagram
#SelloTapeSelfies was the hot new meme a few months ago. Shorty St stars Kerry-Lee Dewing and Grace Palmer got into the fun this week. It was probably a lot of laughs putting the sticky on; taking it off, not so much.
When she's not trying to find Tinder love in the Olympic village or flirt with the Jamaican bobsled team, "Possum" is getting some air on her snowboard on the slopes in Breckinridge, Colorado... WHILE TAKING A SELFIE! Now that's multi-tasking.
Famous for looking mopey and taking candids of his better-known half, Lorde, James recently posted this pic of a phallic-shaped cactus carted around in the drinks-holder of his car. Why? We can't be sure. Incidentally, it was at the same time the world's most famous porn actor, James Deen, was flirting with his multi-millionaire girlfriend on Twitter. Lorde responded with surprising friendliness. And her boyfriend took to Instagram with a phallus cactaceae. Er, prickly subject?
She looks as enthused about this as I am. Namely, not at all. But when you're dressed as a Christmas tree, complete with horizontal tinsel around your midriff, hanging baubles from your digits, and a gold star headband that your five-year-old niece would spurn, then you, too, would probably look like the Grinch That Stole Your Common Sense. The Yuletide spirit is AWOL, understandably.
"'Sup, bros? It's me, Max. I'm taking a dip in the spa pool at the olds' house. I'm laughing at something off-camera. I forget now, probably dad burning the halloumi on the BBQ. This pic is for my MILF followers. A gratuitous look at manicured shrubbery and a six-pack."
Ok, you guys, I'm torn. On the one hand, Aja Rock has totes turned all Earth Mother, posting this endearing comment about her baby girl suffering from an ear infection in which she wishes she "could take all her pain away". On the other hand, she's posing as if she's on the annual Playmate of the Year calendar. Likes: goose down pillows, books in big print. Dislikes: flannel pjs, shrinking violets.
So, you decide to have a boys' day playing golf away from Honor and Marco. You chopper to Kauri Cliffs for a round with pals. But you don't want to rub it in. The sun is shining, the beers are cold, and you've got time off from daddy daycare duty. What do you do? Yup, post this piccie.
The Block may be over, but co-host Shannon Ryan has taken to DIY as if the TV producer of the show is still shouting: "cameras, action" - in a tit top and short-shorts.
Everyone loves a good sunset. Even an All Black. Jerome Kaino embraced the romantic spirit in Rarotonga last week, where he joined Liam Messam and Manu Vatuvei as guests at the tropical beach wedding of former All Black Sione Luaki and his new wife Stephanie at the luxurious Crown Beach Resort and Spa.
- nzherald.co.nz
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