Former elite soldiers Chris Kumeroa and Barrie Rice are probably the last people you will see drinking moisture from elephant dung, plucking chewed apples out of bear poo or giving themselves an enema while on a liferaft at sea.
The hosts of Survive Aotearoa, which premieres on Maori Television on Thursday, say their new show will teach people how to get out of life-threatening situations without the extreme culinary choices British adventurer Bear Grylls takes on Man vs Wild.
They draw on their years in the SAS and security industries, common sense and ancient Maori wisdom.
Travelling around New Zealand, they recreate the circumstances of incidents involving marooned boaties, lost hikers, stranded climbers and even the plight of former navy man Rob Hewitt, who drifted at sea for three days after he was separated from his buddies on a 2006 dive trip.