We asked Dave McArtney of Hello Sailor, who is one of the many local music stars hitting the beach pub circuit in the coming weeks, to discuss the joys of touring and what it's like to have a job keeping the holidaying hordes entertained.
Your preferred transport for summer touring?
A Lincoln Continental modified by Neil Young, called the LincVolt. It doesn't run on petro-fuels. If we can't get that we will settle for a couple of Previas. If it's down to personal we take the Beemer and the Volvo V70, because they're safe.
Who does the driving and who's not allowed to drive?
Harry, because he's our Rock Captain Sensible. Second question, Graham, because he's never held a driver's licence; me, because I won't allow driving to interfere with drinking, and when the Captain's desensitised, we give the job to Paul, because he doesn't drink.
What's on the car stereo?
Oh dear, there's always a fight. Graham will have a variety of strange folk music and lots of Kiwi stuff - his current fave is The Unfaithful Ways. Paul and Rick listen to Donald Fagen, Bob James, Lykke Li, Foster the People, and Ticket (they're trying to remember how the songs go).
If you had a talking GPS in the vehicle what famous voice would you want?
Joan Collins, because she says stuff like, "I only have breakfast if I'm staying at the Ritz".
