The chastened toymaker Hasbro has just discovered what it took Kylo Ren three lessons to learn: You don't mess with "the girl."
In what is a rather staggering miscalculation given the usual deft precision of Star Wars merchandise rollouts, Hasbro unveiled its new Star Wars-themed Monopoly board game in September ... and decided not to include, oh, the central new hero in the franchise going forward.
Facing criticism that climbed once the seventh Star Wars feature film opened last month, Hasbro offered a quasi-rationale for the oversight: Including the Force Awakens scavenger-heroine Rey (as portrayed by Daisy Ridley) in the game, the toymaker said, risked spoiling a key plotline, according to Entertainment Weekly.
That, of course, is merely an excuse that holds less water than Rey's Jakku canteen. Monopoly cards needn't be the equivalent of reveal-riddled fanfic, and any would-be spoiler could readily have been written around.
Then there's the baffling fact that this makes little business sense: When one of the world's biggest franchises tactically positions a new character as its front-and-center new face - as well as a welcome alternative from Disney-owned Star Wars to so many Disney princesses - why leave her on the sidelines? (Especially as Star Wars merchandise stands to make at least $3 billion in sales around the new film, according to some reports.)