Kiwi celebs share what they've been up to in the weekend on Instagram. Photo / Instagram
Here's boxer Joseph Parker with some overexcited fan at LAX. Come on guys, can he live??
Ol' Malaki is always up and @ it with the gram, this time to publicly froth over Richie and Dan. Obviously he's never heard of playing hard to get.
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Was it your dream to see David Farrier snuggled on a couch with a cup of tea and what can only be a Hallensteins hoodie? No? Well, it's here anyway. Proudly brought to you by the #RWC.
Dan throws shade at Dan while @wahineinwine (!) takes his "average game" very personally. She writes: "@dancarter average game cos instead of concentrating on the World Cup you went to a one direction concert you clown". YEAH DAN. YOU CLOWN.
What!? Do you mean to tell us that you have never previously enjoyed one of those many televised picnics Art!? GET OUT. This is all too much. If it weren't for the Paleo hashtags, we may not have even recognised you.
OMG!! Frankie and Rob actually exist IRL and sometimes meet and hug? I could die.
The Australian site cited a 'heightened threat level' as the issue.