I know you didn't ask for it but Colin needs to give you Colin's schedule because COLIN LIVES A VERY BUSY LIFE, OK? And on another note, Uber is a great transportation company that has the ability to get anyone, especially Colin, from A to B, which is highly important and is in no way related to the reason Colin posted this #smoulderingselfie.
Jerome Kaino
Jerome Kaino definitely gives the people what they want - an unflattering flurorescent-lit photo of New Zealand's finest. This pre-Argentina gym sesh photo has more shakkahs, peace signs and sweat than every #thirstyThursday club photo combined. The sincerest of thanks to you, Jerome.
Keven Mealamu
Shout out to Keven Mealamu for this post-victory snap. Fresh from the field, Mealamu can be forgiven for filter/hashtag city because hey, his tatt and strapping looks gnarly as. You da real Insta MVP, Kev.
Malakai Fetoa
Oh hey there Malakai, didn't see you there. Malakai takes a stroll through the streets of London, forced to get his caffeine hit *on the go* because the struggle of being a professional athlete in a foreign country is very real. Scowling into the distance, he has 6000 of his followers/admirers frothing like tween girls at a Trey Songz concert.
Amelia Finlayson
Amelia Finlayson gives us all a lesson in Insta logic in this pic because I mean if you're crowned Miss Photogenic and you don't Gram, did it even happen? Your sashes will never be as tangled getting an award for looking the best in photos Amelia, but still, gratz.
Art Green
In case you didn't know, The Bachelor's Art Green and Matilda Rice are in love and that's cool, so at every opportunity of being together, they take pics so everyone is reminded that only reality television can really make dreams come true <3.
Chrystal Chenery
Probably something Dom Harvey assumed too, Chrystal.
- nzherald.co.nz