New Zealand celebrities post their weekend pics on Instagram. Photo / Instagram
Hey, so in other news, Lorde parties and that's cool. Now 18, the gal is at full liberty to hit the Diesel (a.k.a Nectar of the Gods) and no doubt a playlist that includes mandatory classics like Remix to Ignition (a.k.a everybody's jam). Welcome home Ella. Not sure whose blood that is though.
Just in case you may have forgotten, Art Green and his chosen one Matilda Rice are still together and you'd do well never to question it. Please. Visiting Christchurch over the weekend, decked out in all things puffer, the two look as though they are set to drop a mixtape. If you're reading this, it's too late.
The Kim and Kanye of New Zealand, David Farrier and his parrot Keith enjoy an intimate afternoon between the sheets exchanging witticisms and braiding each others hair. Nothing more need be said.
The enigma that is CMJ continues to puzzle in a wildly seductive way. The belted knit jumper, the rolled cuffs and the Nickelback leather cuff leave us unsure as to whether to feel very uncomfortable or very turned on. Either way it's time to update the screensaver.
No, your eyes do not deceive you. This is a genuine pxt-or-it-didn't-happen photo of Rhys Darby on a rock wall. The motives behind this post are simple, Darby is going for the classic #fun #sporty #lifeinthefastlane Instapersona leaving us all more than a little insecure that we will never achieve the same level of quirky and cute. Don't fall for it Instacommunity, like the rock wall itself, it's all a façade.
Ms Samantha Hayes pauses to document time spent with BMX sweetheart Sarah Walker. Sam's eyes say, 'Hey, I'm a cool, confident, collected kinda gal' but her handle on the handle is screaming out for help.
Here is a picture of a bizarrely dressed child posing awkwardly for the camera. And someone's baby.
The Australian site cited a 'heightened threat level' as the issue.