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The battle for supremacy in the Spice Girls camp has reared its ugly head again with in-fighting over what new songs will make the track list on their Greatest Hits CD.
Feisty northerner Mel C has apparently penned a song and wants her track to be one of the two new songs on the new CD.
But fiery Ginger Spice, Geri Halliwell, is having none of it and is demanding that any new songs should be coming from her.
So, the gloves are off and the Spiceys are in full-on battle mode.
I told you last week that the bitch-slapping wasn't far off...
If it comes to a showdown between this gobby pair, my money's on Mel C mopping the floor with the Ginger one: Mel's a straight-talking northern lass with a feral voice that can strip paint off a wall at fifty paces, while Geri's an inarticulate no-talent with delusions of grandeur.
I'm sure the girls will work things out. Not.
Britney's canine woes
Fallen pop princess Britney Spears may be facing a legal battle to keep custody of her most cherished family members - her dogs.
She lost custody of her sons Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James to waste of space Kevin Federline last week.
Now the big honcho of animal rights charity Peta has suggested to Federline that he should pursue an order for care of Britney's prized Yorkie, called London, and chihuahuas Lucky, Lacy and Bit-Bit.
British newspaper The Sun reports Peta's Ingrid Newkirk stating that Britney had failed to have London treated after his leg was broken when someone accidentally stepped on him.
Britney's meltdown continued yesterday as she was seen screaming and sobbing uncontrollably in her car - with London on her lap.
I only hope the poor pooch has by now received medical attention and isn't hobbling around, yelping in pain.
In other Britney news...
But there is some good news for Britney - her new signal Gimme More reached No. 3 in the US chart.
Despite a very public meltdown and oddball behavior that would lead to you or me being committed for sure, Britney's still riding high as far as her music is concerned.
Bizarrely, Britney has decided to call her new album Blackout.
Now, I can't help but wonder if this choice of title is intentionally ironic or just another ill-informed decision on her behalf.
According to her record company, the troubled pop tart chose the title because it "refers to blocking out negativity and embracing life fully and captures the dance-friendly nature of the songs".
Flick through any dictionary and it'll show you that the term can also mean "a temporary loss of memory or consciousness".
If only...
So what has Britney been up since she lost custody of her kids?
Taking night classes on how to be a model parent and treading the path to redemption and salvation?
Hardly. She's been driving around in her car with her sister and making a complete idiot of herself. Watch it here.
It was all but a dream...
I knew it was just far too hideous to be true.
I've got fabulous news on the Sex and The City front: Those photos of Carrie et al wearing those hideous wedding outfits were part of a dream sequence.
I don't know about you, but I nearly died inside when I saw Carrie in a wedding dress that looked as though someone had thrown up on her.
And I did raise an eyebrow when I saw a very pregnant Charlotte.
Lies, all lies. The truth is they were shot as part of a dream sequence, my spies inform me.
"They're playing mind tricks with the fans," says my spy.
"The pictures have been staged to make people think they're following a predictable plot, but these are really only dreams. Everyone's wondering how Charlotte could finally get pregnant after all that time. They're loving that everyone's imaginations are running wild."
Calm is restored, everyone.
I'll be back...
Vin Diesel is said to be making dire attempts to stop his 'career' from dying a certain death.
So desperate in fact, he'll do practically anything ... even signing on the dotted line for a role in the laughable The Fast and the Furious 4.
And just when we all thought he could stoop no lower, rumours are circulating that the monotone, monosyllabic moron thinks he can fill Arnold Schwarzenegger's boots and play the Terminator in Terminator 4: Why the hell was this film made anyway? Oh that's right; we need to pay the mortgage.
For the sake of celluloid, I hope with all my being that this rumour doesn't turn out to be true.
Bite sized news and gossip:
Jennifer Lopez is reportedly knocked up with twins. GTS
What the hell is Sarah Jessica Parker wearing? BS
Sharon Stone is fully aware of how hot she looks, thanks: CNW
Sienna Miller looking ridiculous in some dodgy shoes: Dlisted
George Clooney buys a 'sex ramp': Mollygood
What's happened to Courtney Love?: INO
Mariah Carey tries to count how many toilets she has in her home: CB
