Each week Duncan Greive performs some low grade analysis on the week’s New Zealand Singles Chart and reviews a few new release pop singles.
Flo Rida remains at number one. This is a bit of a worry. Last time he spent a whole month there, which was fine (even though early '08 was great time for ballady r'n'b - No Air, Bleeding Love and With You all at the same time), except that this time there's no dreadlocked robot voice lusting after "apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur - the furrr". So it's a lot less fun.
The big mover is Annah Mac's Girl in Stilettos, which is now officially a big shiny hit, sitting at number three just behind Snoop and Flo (surely no one calls him that).
While the lyrics are fairly trite, and the title is just awful, if you don't listen super hard it's pretty enjoyable. Plus she won Gore's Golden Guitar three times! Coming mere months after Ria's superb Over You it has me hoping that we might see a little spate of poppy r'n'b from our out-of-time isles. Not gonna happen, but dreams are free, right?
All the new release action is at the bottom of the chart. Pieter T has a slowie with an Always on My Mind (the rubbish Tiki Taane song, not the great Elvis/PSB's one) feel to it, only slicker. Guetta stole three minutes of Nicki Minaj's life and had her deliver a song which truly could have been anyone. It might not even be her. Maybe she just banked the cheque. I certainly hope so. LMFAO and Skrillex's entries are discussed above.