Each week Duncan Greive performs some low grade analysis on the week’s New Zealand Singles Chart and reviews a few new release pop singles.
Flo Rida is still sitting atop our chart like a warty old troll, sapping our will to live. His success is an analogue to weather which never really gave us a summer, so as a result we never got a perfect song of summer, either. Three are attempting a run at the moment - each making a large leap in an otherwise fairly static chart. They are Guetta and Minaj's frivolous Turn Me On, Train's shockingly banal Drive By and The Black Keys' Lonely Boy. The latter might not make the top, but could turn these guys into legitimate stars.
Because anyone who liked Kings of Leon, or, say, Led Zeppelin, is going to eat this up. In its third week the song leaps from 20 to seven, and with the post-Adele campaign-for-real-instrument guys needing a new fix, The Black Keys could end this year with 50,000 albums and a couple of nights at Vector under their belt if they're not careful. New entry-wise Hey Hey Hey (Pop Another Bottle) is new at 39, "r'n'b house rapper" one participant says at one point - as an example of that dominant archetype you could do a lot worse. Further up there are a couple strummy snoozers from people who use their own names to sell their music - a very un-pop practice, so they only get half a line - f**k y'all grown-ups.
RIANZ TOP 10 NEW ZEALAND SINGLES CHART
1 Flo Rida ft. Sia - Wild Ones
2 Annah Mac - Girl in Stilettos
3 David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj - Turn Me On
4 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
5 Labrinth ft. Tinie Tempah - Earthquake
6 Train - Drive By
7 The Black Keys - Lonely Boy
8 Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild and Free
9 Ed Sheeran - The A Team
10 The Babysitters Circus - Everything's Gonna Be Alright