Only in Auckland: teaching a hip-hop dance to a group of Buddhist women on Waiheke Island led Lara Fischel-Chisholm to choreograph a water ballet for 70-80 people in this year's Fringe Festival, which starts later this month.
The invitation to create the ballet came about as one of her hip-hop students was also one of the Wet Hot Beauties - Auckland's celebrated community water dance group, which performs every summer at Parnell Pools. The dancer/actor/burlesque performer said yes without having seen a Beauties show, and then watched footage from their last Fringe extravaganza Sirens (which won the People's Choice Award) "and had a freak-out".
The mammoth number of bodies she would be directing was daunting (and, thanks to the all-inclusive ethos of founding Beauties Pip Hall and Judy Dale, the numbers have kept growing throughout the rehearsal period).
Water also brings its own challenges: its flow slows bodies down and it allows no visible footwork. "You've only got half your body, half your instrument, to use," says Fischel-Chisholm.
And while the Beauties are in the eye of the beholder, pain is in the eye of the Beauties (the reason I personally am no Beauty is that I'm too much of a wuss to blink away stinging salt water while smiling delightedly).