Listening in a British court to the lawyer known as "Mr Loophole", you could be forgiven for thinking a model citizen was on trial - not one of music's most abrasive frontmen who had been clocked speeding at 168km/h.
Solicitor Nick Freeman spoke of the curiously saintly "domestic obligations" of the Stone Roses' Ian Brown - such as popping to the supermarket for his elderly parents and picking his son up from school to take him out for dinner.
The lawyer's presentation should have Brown's fans sighing with relief, as the lead singer of the newly re-formed band escaped a driving ban.
The musician was appearing at Chester magistrates' court having been trailed by a police car on the M6 at 12.30am on April 25, when for 8km his Lexus M6 never dropped below 151km/h and for nearly 2km hit 168km/h.
He initially denied the offence but later pleaded guilty.