Tabloids draw very long bow ...
"Royals at War! Kate & Meghan's Vicious Catfight With Fergie's Girls!" a Globe headline shouts. Vicious catfight, you say? "Have the royal women been pulling each other's hair and scratching their eyes out?" asks boingboing.com. "Far worse, according to the Globe. Princess Eugenie has invited more guests to her upcoming wedding than Meghan Markle did at the same venue — which is of course designed to 'upstage' Duchess Meghan. And 'as an extra slap in the face' Eugenie has 'named Harry's former lover Cressida Bonas as a bridesmaid!' No, she hasn't. Bonas hasn't even been confirmed as a wedding guest let alone a bridesmaid, though she is likely to attend, since Eugenie and Cressida have been friends for many years."
But wait, it gets worse ...
"My wrap-around skirt blew away while I was walking down the sidewalk.
"But wait, it gets worse. It happened right in front of a funeral home, and yes, there were at least two dozen mourners filing into the building, as I chased my skirt down the sidewalk in my knickers." (Via Reddit)