Awful Library books
How to Make Your Wife Your Mistress (1972)
Is your marriage dull and boring? Guys, is the wife a drag in the bedroom? Want to put more zing into your relationship? Ms Lois Bird has the answer: Treat her like she was your mistress. The author has more than 100 ways to make your wife think you are seduction on a stick. Highlights include: Replace her lingerie. Anything which isn't sexy, turn into cleaning rags, sharpen her kitchen knives, cover a wall or ceiling with mirrored tiles and buy a set of poster paints and have an evening of body painting. Follow with a leisurely shower together.
A selection of the 30 Most Disappointing Under 30-year-olds
Victor Chen, 28:
Chen used an app to hire a person to pick up and deliver a chipotle burrito to him every night for twenty-two consecutive nights.
Haley DiStefano, 28:
DiStefano is known for posting pictures of her eight-thousand-dollar Cartier bracelets on Instagram, accompanied by the hashtag #ManicureMonday.
David Saperstein, 26:
Shared an article about fatalities in Syria accompanied by the comment "So many feels".
(by Bess Kalb in The New Yorker)
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