These people know what mortification really feels like
"My wife and I met her friend for lunch one day - I bent over to give her friend's baby a peck on the cheek, didn't see she was breastfeeding until it was too late. It wasn't her baby I
kissed."
"When I was like 8 I was wearing those heelies shoes with the wheels. I was in Bunnings and I grabbed my dad's back jeans pockets to pull me along, turned around to see my dad running after me. I grabbed some random dude's butt pockets in Bunnings he turned around looking really scared."
"My friend and I hailed a cab in a residential area, guy slowed down, we jumped in the back and told him our destination. When we got there, we asked how much it was and he said he wasn't actually a cab, he was just slowing down to turn into his driveway when we jumped in ..."
"I went to meet a date at a restaurant. I walked in and saw two piano players playing on two beautiful pianos. Told my date how cool it was to have synchronised piano players. Came to find out there was a full-length wall mirror, and one piano player."