Spotted in Enfield, North Otago.
1) Men fart more than women.
2) The original meaning of the word fart is "send forth as wind from the anus". It was coined in 1632.
3) The average person farts about 14 times a day.
4) The air from those 14 farts is enough to fill up a balloon.
5) It's nothing to be ashamed of, because it just means that you're healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts, so if you aren't farting at all, maybe you should go to a doctor.
6) Farts are made of hydrogen sulphide, a gas that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, so next time it happens, take a deep breath.
7) Women's farts are stinkier, because women have a higher concentration of hydrogen sulphide. This also means that it's healthier to smell women's farts.
8) Farts can fly as fast as 3m/sec
9) If you have a very tight sphincter, your farts will be louder, since they have a tighter area to squeeze through.
10) Chewing gum and soda make you fart more.
11) We fart mostly while we sleep.
12) The animals that produce the most farts are termites. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants and dogs (especially Labradors and retrievers) follow close behind.
(Via Daily Occupation)
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