Local speed bumps put in on the North Shore in Hillcrest by AT are underperforming.
Childhood fears
1. When I was really young, like 3 or 5 years old, I thought the vacuum would come to life at night and try to suck out my lungs while I slept. So, I insisted that the vacuum be kept in the basement, locked in a closet,
because clearly it couldn't climb two whole flights of stairs.
2. Giraffes. Not because of what you think. I lost a fair amount of hearing due to a complication with my tonsils, so when my dad tucked me in at night and said: "I'll close the window, wouldn't want the draft to get you…" Well, you can assume what I heard.
3. The polo-necked skivvies of the 70s. I was always terrified that I would get stuck in the neck as I was putting it over my head.
4. Moustaches. Being a small child in the 80s was rough, man.
