Auckland's new breed of permanent cones.
Untraceable acts of revenge
"There was a girl at my school who mercilessly bullied for months," writes a Mumsnet user. "A friend her brought an unpicking tool on PE day and, while the bully was
doing PE, she opened the crotch seam in the bully's school trousers, folded them back up in the changing rooms so they looked untouched, and quietly went back to class." Another reader recalled that after a break up, an old boss stuck chicken breasts down the back of her ex's sofa ... which was going into storage for a few months. Whiffy. Then there was the story of the man who liked everything in the house to be just so. The last row he and his partner had was because she didn't hang his clothes in "colour order" in his wardrobe. He ended up telling her "she wasn't even fit to iron his shirts", so before she left, she peed in a jug and filled his steam iron up. But of course the very best revenge is living well. Boring but true.
Virtue signalling?
Twitter had things to say about this image — either an allergy medication ad or a managed Instagram moment about disengaging with technology — with the poster declaring this sentiment to be 100 per cent untrue. Other users chimed in with their reckons. "I very specifically remember a day watching a Partridge Family marathon on VH1, sitting in my bean bag chair, eating peach yogurt and thinking life doesn't get any better than this." Another said: "This woman never saw the monorail episode of the Simpsons." One user asked: "Who brings a cafe board on a hike?"
(Via portion for foxes @false_rumors)