Hard sell on ugly couch
This TradeMe listing, written by a gifted salesperson, didn't convince Alasdair Scott to bid on the retro lounge suite, reminiscent of a '70s caravan squab. "After waiting patiently for nearly fifty years, it's finally coming back into fashion," writes the owner, optimistically.
"Lovingly crafted out of solid mahogany, this classic furniture set will outlast any modern offering on the market today. Comfortable, stylish and with two complimentary hand-made cushions, this piece will be a talking point among your other classic, carefully selected furniture.
"If you think that's all, you're mistaken. With a few quick clicks, this sofa folds down to a comfortable double bed - ideal for when those pesky guests refuse to leave. As a veteran, you would expect there to be some serious damage to this suite. However, given a very careful owner, combined with the strength and vitality infused into its design, there are only a few minor scratches and holes in the fabric - nothing to worry too much about.
"Call them furniture's equivalent to age spots. The seller was tempted to put this classic, retro suite to a closed tender process, but instead decided to rely on New Zealanders' sense of fair play to reimburse the owner for five decades of care. And to pass on the mantle so it can be enjoyed for another 50 years. Farewell friend."
