A reader writes: "This house in St Heliers is on the corner of the street near where I recently moved and unfortunately I can't unsee the moustache now."
Sideswipe: June 19: Home with a mo
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Ana Samways
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Apostrophe fail
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Family words
1. "Hydradanger = hydrangea, courtesy of an 80-year-old landlady 50-odd years ago. I still use it."
2. "Windscream wipers (windscreen wipers) and gorsepipe (exhaust pipe) from my young children."
3. "My lovely mother Heather amuses us in the way that she opens cereal and cracker boxes etc, which is basically by ripping into them and destroying the box. We now just describe this as Heathering. As in "oh no I've Heathered the Weetbix". And my son opening a gift box: "Is it ok if I Heather it?"