Too gorgeous for guys
"My single friend and I go to bars and clubs hoping to meet cute guys," reads a letter to Ask E. Jean, in Elle. "But men do not approach us. We're both in our early twenties, in great shape, work in fashion, have nice apartments, and are ready for some fun! But it's like we're wearing man repellent! We watch guys approach girls far less attractive than we are, and it's so frustrating. What felony are we committing?"
"Dear 'Should Be Meeting Multiple Men'," replies That Bad Advisor. "Heterosexual romance is a transactional encounter to which any woman who reaches your soaring heights of attractiveness is entitled by virtue of her ability to put on a good pair of shoes. You're doing everything right by sulking around and hoping some dude at a club chats you up, in between your riveting efforts at giving knife-eyes to women who have the gall to lack your stunning beauty.
This is, after all, how all great love stories through the ages have begun: Grandma plopped her greatly shaped ass on a stool with a martini and stared into space until Grandpa, unable to resist the pull of her ravishingness, took her back to her nice apartment and had "some fun". The only felony you're committing is the crime of being, perhaps, too beautiful ..."
(Source: The Establishment.)
