Drop him and shop
A mall in China has introduced "husband pods" for wives to leave their man babies while they shop. The Global Harbour Mall in Shanghai has installed four glass pods (called "husband rest cabins") where bored spouses can go and play retro 1990s computer games on comfy leather seats. Or, if you're really not into it, just don't go. Now there's an idea.
Yes, that's moon rock buffeting uranus
In 2002 Thad Roberts, a Nasa intern, stole moon rocks, spread the rocks on a motel bed and had sex on them (and likened it to "having sex on the moon"). This resulted in contamination making the rocks virtually useless to the scientific community. He was sentenced to eight years. When asked why he did it, Roberts sighed: "I mean, the simple answer's to say that I did it for love. I did it because I wanted to be loved. I wanted someone to know that I'd literally cared about them that much. And to have the symbol there to remind them of it." Roberts had also lined up a Belgian mineral collector to sell the rocks to, so it was also about the money.