Keep your distance.
Shock and ale ...
A pub run by a farmer is making sure people social distance - by installing an electric fence at the bar. The Star Inn has installed a barrier normally used to deter cattle to stop punters crowding while getting a pint. It reopened along with pubs
across England after lockdown but said it was worried about drinkers not maintaining social distancing.
Penguin poop projectile
In a new study, researchers revisit an Ignobel-winning 2003 paper about the physics of penguin faeces and find these tubby, aquatic birds can squirt arcing jets of poop to distances nearly twice their own body length: "The flying distance of penguin's faeces reaches about 0.4m even on the ground. Since a typical height of a Humboldt penguin is given at0.4m, this distance corresponds to the situation that if a human being whose height is 1.7m tries to evacuate his/her bowels, the object could fly to 1.7 m away. Therefore, one can immediately understand that [a] penguin's rectal pressure is relatively much [stronger] compared to that of a human." That means for a human to have the backdoor thrust of a penguin, they'd need to be able to propel waste matter almost 2m away. (Via Popular Mechanics)