The Yawning Groom
A young Belgian, named Deneck, was engaged to Celeste Voison, the pretty daughter of a Bethune peasant, and the wedding was fixed at the mayor's office. Relatives and guests assembled, and the pair stood side by side before the mayor.
When, however, the mayor was about to
pronounce the words that would have made them man and wife, Deneck yawned. The mayor had never seen a would-be bridegroom yawn, and he stopped the service. Deneck yawned again, and angry whispers were heard among the relatives. Then Deneck relieves the tension. "I have thought better of it," he said. "And I do not think I want to marry at all." Then he started to leave. But he had reckoned without the Voison family. Celeste rushed after him, and smote him in the ear with all the force of her dimpled fists. Her three brothers followed suit, and pummelled the recalcitrant lover until he shrieked for mercy, and pleaded to be allowed to marry the girl. Finally he was rescued by the mayor and his clerk, and taken to hospital. He is now taking proceedings against the Voison family. (From the Evening Express, June 22, 1905.)
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