Me: "How Much Are These? There's No Price." Lady: "$10 For Both".
Imodium saves the game
Aussie open No. 7 seed Matteo Berrettini won a frequently interrupted first-round match and immediately thanked a popular anti-diarrheal. "Imodium! Grazie!" wrote the Italian hunk after a 4-6, 6-2, 7-6 (7-5), 6-3 win over Brandon Nakashima this week. The big-serving Berrettini had taken a medical timeout
in the second set, a bathroom break after the third, and another one during the fourth, but managed to stay solid in the end.
Water quality
A reader writes: "About 70 years ago two small boys (one being me) were commissioned to clean the neighbour's two 600-gallon corrugated iron water tanks. First, we had to remove them from the stand, then scrub them out. We encountered many skeletons in the tanks in the sludge. About three cat or possum skeletons and many small birds and mice or rats. These we removed and said nothing. About 30 skeletons in all. Then we put a few inches of water in the tanks to hold them in place and waited for rain. When the rain came, we hooked it up again. About two months later, the neighbour bailed us up at the local dairy and said: 'I don't know what you boys did to my tanks, but the water just doesn't taste the same'. We said nothing!"
The years really do fly by