5. "Talks to me while leaving the room so I can't hear what he just said. Aaargh."
6. "If I am struggling with something, like opening a jar, or trying to do something fiddly, he will come and stand very close, looking over what I'm doing, with his hands slightly raised, as if he's about to take over. I have nicknamed him 'Hovering Hands'."
7. "Looks at her phone and says out loud, in a surprised tone 'well, that's interesting' and then says nothing more."
8. "Performance yawning. I am pretty much homicidal about this. He would get an Oscar for this performance if they gave them for massively annoying overacting."
Deal at Spotlight
Did you know
1. Each year, Alaska's Katmai National Park and Reserve holds an online contest in which the internet checks out the chonky, pre-hibernation bods of some of the park's biggest bears and declares one lucky ursine the year's Fattest Bear.
2. The first-ever speeding ticket was issued in 1896 to a driver in Kent for going four times the legal speed limit. The driver was travelling at the breakneck speed of 8mph (13km/h). The speed limit was 2mph (3km/h).
3. One horse produces 15 horsepower. A human produces one horsepower.