Right-wing news outlet Newsmax critiqued Joe Biden's dog, 12-year-old German shepherd Champ. Host Greg Kelly pulls up a picture of the dog and says he "looks rough" and "needs a bath and a comb and all kinds of love and care". He goes on to reminisce about other White House
Sideswipe: February 24: The smearing of Joe Biden's Dog
Coke uh-oh puffs for breakfast
Customs authorities in Ohio say they intercepted a shipment of cereal earlier month with a special frosting — cocaine. US Customs and Border Protection officers in Cincinnati reported finding 20 kilograms of cocaine-coated cornflakes that had been shipped from South America.
What's new with the global pandemic
1. Covid-19 preventive measures have curbed the use of board games in prison, so the affected inmates started playing chess against each other in their heads. Very Queen's Gambit.
2. "Can't wait till the pandemic is over, and there are 12 pop-up pubs in Dalston called the Vaccinated Arms." tweets @henrymance.
3. "Just had the AstraZeneca vaccine. Tasting notes: An unpretentious vaccine, best served chilled. Sour aftertaste of nationalism, but only for xenophobes. Everyone else will enjoy its generosity. Best paired with pork. Or fish. Or anything. If you can taste food, it's working," tweets @thewritertype.