Baby on board
Ladies, you are just an incubator for a parasite.
Oklahoma House Representative Justin Humphrey says he sees any pregnant woman as "the host". Speaking to The Intercept about his endorsement of abortion laws which would, for example, require any woman seeking an abortion to get permission from the man who impregnated her, Humphrey also said this: "I understand that they feel like that is their body. I feel like it is a separate - what I call them is, you're a 'host'. And you know when you enter into a relationship you're going to be that host and so, you know, if you pre-know that, then take all precautions and don't get pregnant. So that's where I'm at. I'm like, hey, your body is your body and be responsible with it. But after you're irresponsible then don't claim, well, I can just go and do this with another body, when you're the host and you invited that in."
Exit strategy
"I caught a bus to Symonds Street the other day," writes Peter. "As I swiped my hop card to disembark, the door failed to open. Eventually the driver called out, 'Sorry, my back way is not functioning properly today.' I called back, 'Have you tried prunes'?" He laughed.
