T-shirt print fail: Meat Chocolate? Sounds disgusting.
The secrets of men shared ...
1. I'm not staring at you, I'm zoned out thinking about how I'd start a brewery in medieval England while my eyes just happen to be facing your direction.
2. If we tie down anything on a trailer it's physically impossible for us to
not say, "That's not going anywhere".
3. We desperately want you to throw us things instead of just handing them to us.
4. I spent an hour or so this morning reading about fighter jets then dozed off and dreamed that I was a pilot. Then I remembered a cool folder I had with a T-Rex flying a fighter jet on it. I laughed out loud at that memory and when my wife asked why, I said not to worry about it. Then I laughed again because I thought about a T-Rex trying to fit in at flight school. My wife and I are now fighting because she thinks I'm hiding something. We are really not that mysterious — sometimes we are just laughing at a T-rex trying to take notes on wind speed and lift.
