No sitting at Sainsbury Reserve in Morningside Drive, St. Lukes.
Make mine a quadruple
UK-based Anno Distillers has launched the "world's strongest gin", a spirit so string that it comes with a small beaker for precise dosing, as well as clear mixing instructions. With a 95% ABV, the Anno Extreme 95 gin is definitely not meant to be enjoyed straight.Its creators recommend it served as a "light G&T", using only 5ml of spirit, tonic water and a slice of grapefruit as garnish. To help you with those measurements, the gin comes with a small measuring beaker. A product at around 70 per cent alcohol content would be classed as a hazardous liquid by most shipping companies, so the product is mostly a PR stunt to achieve the world record.
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Packaging overkill
"I appreciate the trouble the cycle shop took to pack my new bicycle helmet for shipping," writes Peter. "But I can't help wondering whether, if it is so fragile as to need this level of cushioning, it is going to be up to the job of protecting my head."
Last word
"I'm just astounded by the dysfunction, the willingness to just stay the course as hundreds of thousands of people die, and the unwillingness to innovate in literally any way. I've realised that when we need to rise up as a country, we have truly no moral capacity to do it. It's just the most mind-bending, complete Twilight Zone experience that makes you ask why the hell we even bother." Harvard epidemiologist Dr Michael Mina.
A new documentary fronted by Herald journalist Jared Savage goes into the dark world of child sex abuse material with the Customs investigations team. Video / Greenstone TV