How is your day going?
"My kids have a game called Fart Wars, where they try to pin each other down and fart in each other's mouths," writes blogger Emily Writes on Facebook. "This morning the baby woke and tore up the stairs. I jumped up as fast as I could (which frankly isn't fast) and chased him. He ran into the kitchen, opened the fridge, and threw an egg on the floor. (It's a compulsion with the eggs). I ran into the kitchen. He ran out of the kitchen. I slipped on the egg and fell flat on my back. As I was laying there moaning he rushed back in and farted in my mouth. These kids are out of control and I love them for it."
Expert level pranking
As far as gag gifts go, this is genius. "I know a guy who melted off all a candle's wax and poured it into a separate container, then wrapped the wick in hair, leaving just the top unwrapped, then poured the wax back in and let it solidify, making sure to liquefy it once more in order to flatten the top ... When the candle was used, it smelled of burning hair."
