Fraser Harvey, a regular customer at the Sensory Lab coffee shop in Melbourne taped a flier to the wall of his favourite cafe, proclaiming himself "Customer of the Week". Harvey went about his business. When
Sideswipe: August 28: Tat's that, no more storm in a coffee cup
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5. ... Not!
4. As if
3. Psyche!
2. Take a chill pill
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1. Party-hardy
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Nicknames
1. Steve writes: "Had a young apprentice a few years ago who we couldn't find a nickname for. He was with another tradesman one day and, after a comment from the tradesman, he started to sing I'm a little teapot. Teapot he was from that moment."
2. John writes: "I asked why a certain person was nick-named Pothole. Reply was ... 'Well, what is it that you try to avoid when you're going down the road?'."