Irrational anger
Lockdown is the perfect time to stoke your anger. Wear the piece of cloth or stay at home fool! What else sets you off?
1. Recipes that start with an essay about the author. I don't need to know your blimmin' life story, Jessica, I'm trying to figure out how to make fried chicken. I've been scrolling for 15 minutes, is there actually a recipe on this damn page?!
2. People talking on their phone in public or break room at work on speakerphone.
3. Cupboards being left open at head height.
4. Getting earbuds pulled out of your ears by accident or by someone else.
5. When my significant other "soaks dishes" before washing them. The washing never happens. Surprise, surprise.
North Islander gets corrected
"To John of Green Bay, there is certainly Western Southland," writes Red Sapwell. "It centres around Ohai, Nightcaps and Tuatapere. In the 50s and 60s when I lived in the south there was a local rugby derby comprising Eastern, Northern, Southern, and Western Southland and Town."