Spotted in Waimauku. Kiwi road safety vigilante Geoff Upson used to spray painting penises over potholes, but after threats of police charges he's moved onto something more innocuous to gain attention for the issue.
Sideswipe: August 1: The great kiwi pothole debacle
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An apology video, much like an apology fax
In an apology video released Friday, Will Smith said he was told that Chris Rock still isn't ready to talk to him. But Rock has increasingly been referencing the Oscars slap in jokes. Rock said: "Everybody is trying to be a victim. If everybody claims to be a victim, then nobody will hear the real victims. Even me getting smacked by Suge Smith ... I went to work the next day, I got kids."
How to know you are old
Bryan Crook shares with the Guardian: "In one of his Inspector Morse novels, Colin Dexter wrote that a person is getting old when a) nostalgia takes over from hope, b) it is too late to fall in love again, and c) he has to sit on the bed to put his trousers on. I think I tick all the boxes."