In the world of Kiwi kids' television there is a young Maori fella called Kayne and his bubbly and bright sidekick Morgan, who can hold their own against anything Dora, Disney, and those trippy freaks from Yo Gabba Gabba can throw at them. All these two presenters on locally produced channel Kidzone24 (Sky Channel 46) need to entertain and educate the little ones is a couple of old toilet rolls, some tape, a piece of string and paint. With those few humble objects you can make some binoculars, don't you know.
And last week, my five-year-old daughter was rummaging in the rubbish bin looking for cardboard toilet rolls to make her own pair after seeing the Kidzoners make theirs. She was focused, determined to do it herself - and she's still wearing them around her neck this week. Now that's what I call quality, educational children's TV - and it's made in Dunedin.
Which is why I was curious about new organisation The NZ Children's Screen Trust pushing for more locally produced shows made specifically for Kiwi kids. Made up of people like presenter and producer Suzy Cato and former Children's Commission Dr Ian Hassall, the trust is advocating "more diverse and accessible local content for kids on our screens - whether it's television, film, or digital media".
Which is great. But while Kidzone is not made up of solely Kiwi content, with British shows like the madcap Captain Mack and animated series Little Princess also in its schedule, it does a pretty good job of engaging with New Zealand kids by getting out into the community and into their homes. And what about Small Blacks TV? It's a quality show, fires the kids up early on Saturday morning before their big game, and gets them up close and personal with their AB heroes. That's as Kiwi as it gets, innit?
Not so, reckons Dr Maya Gotz, a German expert on children and the media, who was here last week for a series of seminars. She told TV3's late night show Media3 that children's television in this country is more American than in America. Harsh.