Item 1: Like many fans of Homeland, I scoffed at TimeOut TV reviewer Greg Dixon's scathing attack on telly's hottest show last week. He called it "implausible" and "irritating", among many other scandalous things.
I had a chance to vent in person, since he sits a paper dart throw away from my desk, and I tell ya, there were words had between us.
But a week is a long time in entertainment and, as I write this, I am preparing to bow down beside my colleague's desk and admit that he was right. This week's episode of Homeland was ludicrous, simply because of the obvious obstacles the key characters faced.
Carrie's attempted overdose after being shown the door - again - at the CIA was uninspired. She would have better off going rogue and digging the dirt on Abu Nassir herself.
Worse still was Brody's storyline. He was meant to be speaking at his wife's fundraising dinner but got word that the tailor who made his suicide vest was about to be seized by the CIA. So he went and picked him up. On the drive back to Washington he got a puncture but there was no tyre jack in the car. Then the tailor escaped, Brody chased him through the woods, he caught him but in doing so impaled him on a stick.