Los Angeles might think it's pretty hot with its beautiful sunny summer days, gorgeous "California gurls" and boys wandering round, and a music scene that's going off.
But this sprawling entertainment mecca is not as hot as it thinks it is. Don't get me wrong, after being there this week interviewing transplanted Kiwi band The Naked and Famous who are now based in the city, it's easy to see why, if you're an entertainer - be it a musician, an actor, or any sort of wannabe star - it's the place to be.
But the Hollywood Walk of Fame is as tacky as ever. (Although I'm sure I almost levitated as I just happened to look down as I walked over Jimi Hendrix's star, which is just a few stars away from Jerry Lee Lewis and Perry Como, just up from the corner of Cherokee Ave and Hollywood Blvd.)
And there are still many bands gigging around this town who probably should have called it quits long ago. And no, not just 80s hair metal bands still trotting out their sleazy hits on Sunset Strip. In LA you can see everyone from Wang Chung and Foreigner to Men Without Hats and Styx - if you really want to. Oh, and soft focus saxophone great Kenny G plays in September too. Then again, in a city of many millions, there's always an audience, I guess.
And then there are the seedy touts drumming up business for celebrity house tours and, worst of all, the Chewbacca impersonator - the best Stars Wars creature of them all - who looked like a sad, fleabitten, malnourished monster standing outside the Hollywood Wax Museum.