The next time you struggle to work the DVD player or master that newfangled thermostat, take heart. The Rolling Stones have the same problem.
According to a leaked rider for their recent United States tour, Sir Mick Jagger and co have a standard list of backstage requirements for a rock band: a never-ending flow of alcohol and cigarettes, and butlers on hand 24 hours a day.
But there is a detail that belies the band's age: they also need a set of written instructions on how to use the electronics in their hotel rooms.
Management for the band - Sir Mick, 72, Charlie Watts, 74, Keith Richards, 71, and Ronnie Wood, 68 - drew up a list which was issued at every hotel they visited on the tour, the American website TMZ.com reported. Their chief requirements were that the hotel bar remain open for as long as they needed it and that several butlers be supplied to handle their requests.
A choice of Marlboro Red and Marlboro Lights cigarettes was on the list, and blacked-out windows in the hotel rooms to enable the band to enjoy themselves in privacy - and to sleep in after the gig. The band also asked for an after-hours dry cleaning service.