Did you think Peter Rabbit was a cutesy-wutesy tale about a carrot-stealing bunny-wunny? Think again, people.
The version of Peter Rabbit that's coming to the big screen these school holidays is about a bunch of murdering rabbits hellbent on killing an elderly gardener called Mr McGregor.
And succeeding.
At one point, the beautifully animated friends of Peter Rabbit check to see if the gardener's dead, then celebrate by eating all his fruit and vegetables, and trashing his house.
I don't remember that happening in Beatrix Potter's The Tale of Peter Rabbit, the book on which this film is based.